get fitted

to get dressed or change clothes

I'm gonna go home, take a shower, and get fitted.

by HighSocietyEG February 13, 2003

Fisted

When a man puts his fist into a vagina.

Wow, I heard Lori totally got fisted last night.

by trips1232 April 28, 2010

Jupiter Fisted

Fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die.

Erin: "I got Jupiter fisted last night, I almost died"

Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"

by pvilleslut November 12, 2013

Crisco Fisted

Made by Tim Green of Rock town IL.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.

A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco

To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.

man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"

past tense

I Crisco Fisted that hoe

future tense

I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.

by V and G September 27, 2009

Fintendo

A fucking ghee so suck a dick coz he's better than you at mario kart so piss off

Watch his YouTube he's such a fintendo

by Donson is a ghee May 16, 2017

polo fitted

to be lame, annoying, or ignorant. it can also be a preppy skank. also see chonch burger.

the Sarahs are very polo fitted when they walk into class.

by sarahisgay February 22, 2010

Two Fisted Farmer

too fist'd fahr-mer

-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"

by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009