fag hag

A woman who has more gay male friends than others, leaving a shortage of fags.

Jennifer: Wanna go to the mall?
Dina: No sorry I'm already going with Richard tonight and tommmorow with Cliff.
Jennifer: You are such a fag hag you fucking bitch! Give me one of them!
Dina: No way!

by Insane Nu Yawka July 18, 2005

fag-hag

A 'fag-hag' is a close, often homosexual friend who happens to be the opposite sex. One who has little to no chance of becoming sexually interested in you, largely due to orientation. This often allows for a platonic bond far closer and deeper than conventional friendships.
Useful if a person wishes to fool their parents about their orientation. The fag-hag will be introduced as their friends' boyfriend or girlfriend.

I heard person A telling person B that person C went and got themselves a fag-hag.

by Walking Talking Dictionary December 12, 2006

fag hag

a woman who sprung forth from the clutches of a gay man to learn how to suck cock, put on make-up, walk in heels, talk filthy to put off any desireable straight man (cause any desireable straight man is probably gay any way). Whose hair and make-up get bigger and brighter as the years of alcohol wear in. Suffers from moments of hysteria and self-delusion...often. Loves kids but only if they can match and fit into her luggage. Enjoys bon bons (probably too much). Listens to George Michael, and can use the word MARY as a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, insult, compliment, and prayer all at the same time...that ladies and gentlemen is a fag hag.

Elizabeth Taylor=Fag hag

by aimlesswander April 3, 2007

fag hag

a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even wordswitch teamsword

dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by Joel February 27, 2003

fag hag

one that is best friends, usually the best friend is a female, to a male gay person.

Derik and his fag hag went out to the club last night.

by jellmo January 3, 2008

fag hag

A woman who frequents gay bars because she is so attractive she does not need to be hit on by drunk straight men to boost her ego, thus she finds it an irritating distraction from a night of hanging out with her equally radiant friends.

Often is confused for the "Lesbian friend" of a gay man, however the distinction should be an easy one since the "Lesbian friend" is 150 pounds heavier then the "Fag Hag" and usually sports a mustache.

Drunk Guy: Hey, lookit that fat, ugly fag hag!
Less Drunk Guy: You mean the one sucking face with that stubby lumberjack?
Drunk Guy: Yeah. Hey is that two women?
Less Drunk Guy: I don't think that's a fag hag.

by blackbear April 6, 2007

Fag Hag

A scottish term for a woman that hangs around with gay men.
Fag- a scottish term for homosexual
Hag- woman

"Have you seen her, she's a fag hag."

by Danielle Mckenzie February 18, 2009