Brown eye

To 'brown eye'

Verb.

To 'brown eye' someone is to moon them, through the 'act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance', with the added insult of a brown poo smear surrounding the anus. The term derives its meaning from the acts' resemblance to the sectors of the eye - the white cornea as the bottom, the poo smear as the colour of the iris and the black hole of the anus as the pupil.

Not to be confused with actual brown coloured eyes, which are usually devoid of fecal matter.
For cases where eyes are not devoid of fecal matter, see pink eye.
"Dude, Julie totally brown eyed me the other day. It was horrible."
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Kim Kardashians brown eye has reached a record width of 4 inches. Congratulations?
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A term used for your Ass hole!
"I went to get a brazilian wax and I swear they rip off my brown eye!"
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When a person moon's someone and they spread their cheeks apart
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The act of throwing poop into someone's face/eyes.
"LOL OMG I TOTALLY BROWN EYED THAT GUY"
"Duuude that's nasty"
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Brown as in the color of shit.
Eyes as in the shit you use to see color.
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