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Exam Goggles

The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.
Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.

I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
by j424marie December 9, 2010
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Exam Venue

Are you allowed bags in the exam venue?
by Steve8765 January 9, 2017
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Exam Boner

When you finish an exam early, but still have ages to wait until it ends. With nothing to pass the time, your mind wanders to porn/ the hot girl in front of you and you get and embarrassing erection.
Guy 1: oh dude, that exam was so long!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
by peteneon December 3, 2009
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IB exams

1. The culmination of 4 years of self induced blood, sweat, and tears experienced by kids who thought they were smart until they joined IB.

2. Stress in its purest form.
Nick- Why are you pulling your eyelashes out with a clothespin?

Lukas- IB exams start tomorrow.
by brainless December 15, 2006
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Exam Syndrome

An abnormality in behavior that a person shows while studying for the exams, which makes him deviate from the immediate goal of studying for the next subject to something completely useless and total crap.
In some rare cases, the affected person also starts thinking about his future, still ignoring the fact that studying is a little step in building it.
Also, sometimes, some affected individuals like to stare at the wall or just sleep.
Guy 1: "Hey! I wrote the definition of Exam Syndrome."
Guy 2: "Dude! You are totally suffering from it!"
by TheDeadSurvivor May 25, 2013
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Exam hero

Noun: Someone that tank and own exams like a hero.
Damn did you see Alex? He is an exam hero
by chriswatlol August 3, 2010
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Exam Exhaustion

Exam Exhaustion (a.k.a EE) is the sudden feel of drowsiness one feels after completing an extensive assessment. Effects vary depending on the victim and may last for several hours.
Dude I just finished writing that biology exam and I feel like I'm going into hibernation, I think I got a case of exam exhaustion.

Yeah man, happens every time.
by neighbourhoodbroski June 24, 2011
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