An asshole, dick head, douche bag that thinks he or she is right about everything by uttering these words "I am an Engineer"
by Not an engineer June 25, 2015
Ingenious, carefully crafted, and engine-like.
More officially:
Pertaining to an Engine. Or, contrived with care; ingenious.
More officially:
Pertaining to an Engine. Or, contrived with care; ingenious.
by javashaman July 4, 2006
A subject that a student is most likely to begin taking during their high school life. This is a rigorous course that students who enjoy math and science take and among other subjects such as arts, english, and language is typically considered harder. Engineering does come with benefits. If the student continues engineering in college, it raises chances of obtaining a job after graduating college. However, if a student decides to take this course, they will most likely soon experience side effects such as lack of sleep, a state of confusion, and an urge to end your own life.
Student 1: Dude, I think I'm going to take the engineering class!
Student 2: It's been nice knowing you.
Student 1: Why is that?
Student 2: It's because you're taking engineering.
Student 2: It's been nice knowing you.
Student 1: Why is that?
Student 2: It's because you're taking engineering.
by Jodex_jh25 September 15, 2018
Paul's date asked him what he does for a living; "I'm an Engineer" he replied as sweat rolled down his face.
by Skin DIver March 28, 2022
An insomniac wizard in the modern world whose brain is capable of functioning without sleep, hung over, or intoxicated to produce mathematical solutions and mentally perform impossible calculations.
Person: "I'm sweaty,I wonder ho humid it is in this room"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"
Engineer: "hmm... pv=nrt... account for vapor pressure... partial pressure... About 65% humidity I believe" *checks humidity gauge* "shit I was off by 2%, should have used a calculator"
by Heisenberg βμ December 25, 2016
Michael started off college as a physics major but later switched to electrical engineering after realizing he was just not smart enough to ponder the mysteries of the Universe in any real meaningful way.
by PortlandScience May 2, 2012
Performing steps toward a goal in such a way to access and use dark energy specifically Jinn Magik. Heavy use of numbers and geometry. Hyper focus and small groups produce more power exponentially. The entities nearest your physical location on earth will be invoked first, you will know they are with you when your ear begins to ring.
by EM3WEM3 June 27, 2019