Someone who walks into a childrens preschool and gives out weed brownies then proceeds to fart in their mouths
by Rekxbaby April 13, 2020
by Kurtz hero November 21, 2012
a slang term from Chandler Arizona. meaning a person who stays home all day playing the Wii. and other Nintendo consoles
by Bill Clinton69 July 4, 2020
a man known for his big eyes and his 6 in wide and 18 in long penis he loves it hard and is the best when he penetrates he loves one specific woman who likes it to be inside of her and forces his huge penis inside of her until he cums which may take some minutes he likes to suck everything and likes it hard
by memomam February 1, 2018
Some kid who is in tech theatre. Probably has an addiction to video games and plays Destiny 2 while getting angry and makes racist remarks occasionally. His good point lies in his humor, which is non-existent.
Emilio - "Wanna hop on Destiny?"
Josh - "I- I can't I gotta do homework Emilio Rodriguez."
Emilio - "Fuck you Josh, you racist man."
Josh - "I- I can't I gotta do homework Emilio Rodriguez."
Emilio - "Fuck you Josh, you racist man."
by Gril Cheese April 29, 2022
Is one of the Martinez Twins.
He is the older one of them both. He has a brother called Ivan. Once, his brother told him that he was losing talent so he drove six hours away to wrap his brother's car pink like a Barbie car. He can be very funny but, adorable at the same time. If you ever see him text in a group chat on Instagram, you'll probably miss it. Surprisingly, he has more followers on Instagram than Ivan. Like how is that possible there twins?
"Emilio just made me pregnant."
"He is such a cute lil' bean!"
If you ever find out who wrote this, I'm on instagram :)
He is the older one of them both. He has a brother called Ivan. Once, his brother told him that he was losing talent so he drove six hours away to wrap his brother's car pink like a Barbie car. He can be very funny but, adorable at the same time. If you ever see him text in a group chat on Instagram, you'll probably miss it. Surprisingly, he has more followers on Instagram than Ivan. Like how is that possible there twins?
"Emilio just made me pregnant."
"He is such a cute lil' bean!"
If you ever find out who wrote this, I'm on instagram :)
by TREE GANG :) July 13, 2019
HE IS VERY SEXY, HE IS A MEXICAN MAN WHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND EMILIO VELASQUEZ IS THE MOST SEXY MAN IN DA WHOLE UNIVERSE
by znadeem6000 December 13, 2019