Eggrolls

The layer of flabiness that protrudes over jeans that are 4 sizes too small. Often combined with a top 4 sizes too short. Generally met with disgust from onlookers.

Damn she's so fat she's got eggrolls.

Is that a belt wrapped around a sleeping bag? Oh wait, it's just a guy with eggrolls

by eggrollington May 16, 2018

Tiwana Eggroll

When the hottest Asian dude sends you pictures of all your favorite things, like feet,birds. You might claim he's not your favorite Asian but he REALLY IS!!

Bruce is MY Tiwana Eggroll

by Chino915 January 24, 2024

chicken eggroll

You say this when your in any awkward situation or just say it at random times

"Um chicken eggroll?"

by Pussypounder600 August 9, 2015

eggroll fun

When you get an eggroll and put it in another persons anus.

I just had some eggroll fun with my friend!

by bootieclappa April 20, 2015

Eggroll

A play on the term agro, popular slang in the UK. Often spoken by local people to London.

"Hey bro that dudes getting eggroll with us."

Yeah he's trying to cause trouble, just bitch made, innit.

by IDMAYDM July 24, 2025

Thai Eggroll

When you go to Thailand and you think you've met a beautiful woman but when you get to the hotel and get hot and heavy they pull out the ol' eggroll on you.

"Shhh, don't tell Josh I said anything but when we went to a Thai strip club where he thought he met the love of his life until she kicked up her leg and he saw that Thai Eggroll swing in his face."

by Graphitestreak December 29, 2023

Eggroll

If you want to be offensive but not really call then an eggroll

Oi you eggroll come back here!

by Latisha72 July 27, 2018