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upstairs vs. downstairs hangover

Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.
Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
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downstairs smile

The technical term for the human female vagina and/or labia.
Dude, her downstairs smile tasted great!
by Downstairs smiler February 9, 2017
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downstairs energy

Downstairs energy just means that something is better than something else. Like when you are at a party the energy is always better either on the first floor or the basement.
The guys that were smoking had downstairs energy compared to the guys who were drinking.
by ahahhahahahahahahahhahaha October 28, 2020
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orangutan downstairs

Another name for someone with ginger or red pubes.
Person one: hey, have you met the new boy?

Person two: yeah. He's such an orangutan downstairs.
by ChocoLoco May 21, 2022
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Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.
Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.
by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022
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Downstairs alleyway

A women’s very tender juicy, scrumptious, wet, fishy environment near the lower side of their body. This alleyway is enjoyed by many men who are bold to enter it
Oh baby I can’t wait to enter downstairs alleyway.
by Fishymaster3000 December 28, 2022
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upstairs downstairs shower

When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.
I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.
by Whitetigr March 25, 2023
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