dorito master

A dorito that goes to dorito judo training and wind. Only happens once every 10 years.

Oh my god... Hes one good dorito.

Sighed dorito master

by SubToTMplayzOnYtIHave176Subs October 21, 2020

Dorito Money

Menial wages earned through acts of prostitution.

"That woman has sex for money. Not even that much money, either. Maybe Dorito Money, but certainly not enough for a bus ticket."

Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock January 3, 2011

Dorito Bomb

The act of placing nuggets of one's fecal matter in a bag of Dorito crumbs and shaking the bag like shake and bake. Next one must spill the contents (crumbs and now coated nuggets) upon media of one's choosing.

Example 1
Chris- "Dude we totally Dorito Bombed that asshole's doorstep last night!"
Example 2
Jill- "Lucas said that he had a surprise for me last night when we were getting into it. He ran out of the room and when he came back he Dorito Bombed my bare chest!"

by Rackbar August 14, 2010

Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.

"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."

by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010

Purple Doritos

The most amazing fucking Dorito that doesn't give you "skank ass breath." It's also the best tastin of all the Doritos

I was so hungry and broke so i subsituted a meal for a bag of purple doritos!

by Ricky Fuckenstein September 26, 2010

dorito body

Having broad shoulders and a small waist.

Chris Evans has the perfect dorito body.

by ADHDchick January 27, 2017

dorito skank

a bitch who smashes your chips

rob is such a dorito skank

by Judgey Fudgey November 1, 2007