dickpicgram

A photograph of an erect penis sent over a social media site such as Instagram.

DarnellAMG55 sent me a dickpicgram on Sunday morning, but I was not able to look at it because the bathroom was full.
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by MuKangaroo July 17, 2016

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DickLickPrickStick

The upmost insulting, vulgar insult known to mankind. Nothing can top it.

Hey listen here you DickLickPrickStick give me back my wallet

by JesusMc2 July 31, 2018

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DR. HO, UNCLE SAM. Two of the worst Pharrell Dicksuckers out there. Two Assclowns who have actually been brainwashed into that pure bullsh*t. Ironically, they're probably ugly, untalented lucky ass Nerds, too. They'll get pU dekcuF by me or anyone out on the street. Pussies.

by G-Union August 13, 2003

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Dickpickle

when you get into a mess cause you thought with your dick

Guy: "woah that women is hot I am gonna fuck her tonight."
Dick: "go for it dude."
Later it turns out that she was the daughter of a cop who Jailed you for dating his daughter
Guy: I am in a real Dickpickle

by Christownnews July 4, 2017

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Dickpocketing

When someone in the middle of sex has to answer the phone or have conversation with someone without letting them realize they are in the middle of fucking.

"Hey, you sounded weird on the phone last night are you O.K.?"
"Oh yeah sorry, I was kinda fucking with Kevin."
"Oh my god where you {Dickpocketing} me? That's gross. You could have just told me you we're fucking i would've hung up."

by ameicanidiot November 7, 2016

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