deez nutz

Something that you don't have

(Dude) cause something came in the mail today. (ObamA) what? (Dude) deez nutz

by bombsexaj August 15, 2017

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Deez Nutz

A meme, made by a guy who who told his friend his nuts where in the mail.

Friend: “What You Got In Yo Mail?”
Me: “Deez Nutz, HA! Goteeem!”

by Insert Name______ June 3, 2019

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deez nutz

response to people’s dumb ass questions/comments suggestive towards your nuts

tom: hey tamera ur gay
tamera: deez nutz

by 420690 October 14, 2019

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Deez nutz

A term coined by the meme in which a man says "Deez nutz, godee" which means a man's genitals in a joking way used to sarcastically answer a question or joke.

1. First guy: Where is China?

Second guy: in Deez nutz.

2.First guy: Do you know where Sarah is?
Second guy: I think she got lost in Deez nutz.

by Dmeister410 November 7, 2017

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You see, "deez nutz" are from a vine that gets really old really fast. It's easy to tell the person using it is either A) 10 years old or B) just found out about the vine and doesn't want to feel left out regardless of realizing that it's over 6 years old now. "these nuts" is a much more sophisticated and usable joke and isn't downright childish. You can have so much more fun with it, and actually make it enjoyable for listeners

Little Timmy: hehe DEEZ NUTZ ehhehehehehehe
Nacho Libre: Go fucking kill yourself

by nebula49dev March 26, 2021

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