Pink Dandelion

When a woman shits on a man's chest and then has her period on top of the shit. Then she licks it off his chest and he cums in her mouth and she swallows the mixture.

My wife gave me a pink dandelion last night and she ate it. She told me it tasted great!

by thefox_4 November 29, 2011

Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"

Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"

Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Dandelioned

A subtle way to talk about blowing a guy off.

Oh you've never been dandelioned before, well, then, you're in for a trip.

by ChainsawForHands December 5, 2017

Dandelion

Wet the bed.

Taken from the French for dandelion "pissenlit" thought to be taken from the diuretic effect of eating dandelion leaves.

Little Johnny hadn’t been potty trained yet so he would dandelion.

Spud was so drunk he dandelioned that night.

by Boykitten June 13, 2022

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Yellow Dandelion

The term used when having sexual relations with someone that has liver failure.

Even though John's bitch is dying he still does the Yellow Dandelion on her ass

by Ginnis71 October 31, 2018