dirty daku

That action of having such a massive penis that it drags on the floor and gives you rug burn

Damn my morning wood was a dirty daku today

by Definitely.not.daku September 1, 2021

Solar Douche Darkus

Any most evil, undignified, cruel, perverted, sickening, piece of human pile to exist in our time and space continuum.

Based on Solaras Darkony (2010-2099)

Man 1: Aye, did you fuck Candy last nite?

Man 2: Naw She wouldn't fuck so i raped her in da ass then licked the blood out her asshole

Man 1: Gross dats so Solar Douche Darkus

by R Crumb March 10, 2010

Taking the wog for a dalk

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.

Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.

by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017

DaLkO

A seemingly intelligent and highly amusing user of urbandictionary.com.

DaLkO's definition of pop punk:
More shit from MTV, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Blink-182, Sum 41, all the faggots are there.

i.e. "Fuck this bullshit consumerism asswiped teen angst communist crap."

by ichokedonahowtzer October 27, 2004

Dalumpadoo

Dalumpadoo (duh-lump-uh-doo) A name used to call someone who is pissing you off but you don't want to come off being mean.
You can yell dalumpadoo and get your yelling anger out but by the end of the word you can't help but smile because it is such a ridiculous word.

JOHNNY! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, QUIT BEING SUCH A DALUMPADOO!!!!!

by Abame October 17, 2010

dankus memeitus

A special illness caused by extreme exposure to dank memes.

I have a terminal illness of dankus memeitus.

by Mass murderer 666 March 23, 2017

dankums

A term often used to represent superior quality. It is often used by dirt hippies, African Americans or "Ballers".

"Dat shit was da dankums!"

by Bonz142 March 20, 2008