cunnilingulitus

An affliction thought to be caused by the consumption of improperly processed canned tuna. The processed tuna is inadvertently combined with the male genitalia of dolphins caught in the same net with disastrous results. Although temporary, the afflicted person has a obsessive compulsive desire to eat pussy. This condition can affect both males and females with strange results. This desire, caused by the male dolphin hormone is so strong, that it overwhelms the normal senses causing both heterosexual women as well as homosexual men to eat pussy. One gay man reportedly attempted to eat his mother's pussy while she was sleeping. Although the condition is temporary and usually subsides within 48 hours after eating the tainted tuna, the social implications can be devastating.

Andrew got fired from his job after eating tainted tuna salad. Although he is gay, he attempted to eat the pussy of one of his female students immediately after lunch. The staff had no choice but to terminate his employment. Luckily for Andrew, the police suspected {cunnilingulitus after noticing the strong odor of dolphin cock on his breath.

by snowpimp1 June 2, 2009

cunnilinguistics

The art of eating pussy, munching box, going down, etc.

I need to find a hot lesbian who is skilled in cunnilinguistics

by Connie. Lingus February 3, 2008

cunnilingus

1. The art of stimulating the meat pocket of a woman.
2. What you do when your girl says,"It's my turn."
3. Ask a question while performing this and get whatever the hell you want.

As I performed cunnilingus, I realized my girl hasn't shaved in quite some time.

by Joshy July 5, 2004

cunnilingus interruptus

the sudden end to cunnilingus before an orgasm is achieved. This could be for a variety of reasons. ie A hair getting lodged causing the performer to choke or one of the participants freaks out

'oh baby keep going'....'grurghhhh' (making gagging noises) suddenly bringing the act of 'going down' to a sudden end thus resulting in cunnilingus interruptus

by Daffers March 4, 2009

cunnilingus

To be cunnilingued; Cunnilingue reception

Allison loves when cunnilingus was performed upon her. She says it makes her shudder with passion all night long.

by Burkhan40 April 8, 2006

Punitive Cunnilingus

When a chick is so naughty that even a belt whipping isn't enough, the only way to get your lick in is to administer the punitive cunnilingus.

My girlfriend made me more frustrated than a Texas district judge when I couldn't get my lick in with the big belt, so I had to administer the punitive cunnilingus.

by arlingo December 30, 2011

cunnilinguaphilia

The love of cunnilingus. This can be from both a giving or receiving perspective.

I love eating pussy. In fact, I think I suffer from cunnilinguaphilia.

by Muffman69 May 24, 2010