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Colorado Crockpot

The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.
Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.
by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020
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Crockpot

A woman that gets hotter as she gets older. Much like the way a crock pot works
She's such a crockpot, she used to be fat, but now she's hot
by Brosephstein June 24, 2016
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young crockpot

Cool ass mother fucker that spits sick freestyle raps.One can not become a young crockpot you are just born one.
by Heaze December 22, 2016
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crockpotting

when you rizz a girl a minimum 5 hrs before you see her, essentially making her vagina “crockpot” because she is thinking about it all day and she is horny which is subconsciously preparing herself for your dick
“i told my girlfriend that I can’t wait to be inside her this morning, she’s crockpotting right now
by intelligent theta chi January 25, 2023
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crockpot diaper

A used, soiled diaper that you forget about and leave in a hot car, in a diaper bag, or somewhere else where the aromas get to develop.
My wife changed the babies poopy diaper and then forgot about it in the back of the car… opened the car after a long-hot day at work to a fully cooked crockpot diaper. The air was fillled with an amazing bouquet of fully cooked baby poop.
by rsablue December 22, 2024
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Erotic Crockpot

To have a female spit on your gooch and mix it with your pre cum...sliding the mixture to your butthole and swirling it around in your ass.
At first I was timid...but after the Erotic Crockpot, it loosened me up and I rode her like a stallion!
by Drooby00 July 26, 2021
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Chili in a Crockpot

When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".
Jimmy, gave his girl a Chili in a Crockpot until his pecker looked like a chocolate Banana!
by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022
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