Crabby lips

A rare condition that originated in the North of England where peoples lips form the shape and attitude of a common crab.

Sideways talking is usually a result.

It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.

Johnny your girlfriend has some damn crabby lips. It makes me physically sick

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

Crabby patty

Mr Crabby’s after life.
Spongebob really wanted the Crusty Crab... :)

AYE YO, SPONGE BOB! BRING ME MY CRABBY PATTY!

by DirtNmud January 23, 2021

Turbo Crabbies

When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.

Last night Jim drank 4 Turbo Crabbies....lad got mortal

by SOCIAL CLEANSER August 22, 2019