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the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"
friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
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Get the i was on crack mug.This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
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Get the Jackie Pat Attack On Crack mug.This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.
Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.
by WormBrian October 25, 2009
Get the Step on a crack, break your mother's back mug.1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible
1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!
2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.
3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!
2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.
3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!
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Get the sitting on the crack mug.The act of performing Analingus and chewing tiny holes through the skin around the outer ring of the Anal cavity prior to having Anal sex. Pleasure pain. Extreme Analingus.
My bae asked me if I had any sexual fantasies! And I said "I want to give you Corals on the crack and finish with a rusty trombone."
by WOODKUSH May 23, 2016
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