cookies and creampie

Verb. To have sexual intercourse with someone and shove an Oreo cookie into the person’s vagina, ejaculating into said vagina, contining sexual intercourse, then eating the mixture of fluids and cookies out of the persons genitals.

Hey son! Did you see what me and your mom did last night? We had cookies and creampie for a midnight snack!

by Sparnandez November 25, 2018

cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

by daddycucumber6969 June 15, 2016

cookies and cram

When you use a cookie as a butt plug

Schmidt just did a cookies and cram and trained 3 asian males

by Trail of tears March 10, 2019

Creaming your cookies

A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.

"I'm creaming your cookies!"

"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."

"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."

by CornHustler March 12, 2023