CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED

IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY, HENCE YOU CAN'T EAT.

WOMAN #1: "I DON'T MIND STRIPPING BUT HAVING SEX IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING."

WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."

by SENRYAN July 24, 2009

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Closed-Minded

The average Conservative or Liberal.

Conservative: You are the pinnacle of evil and stupidity, you Liberal hippie!

Liberal: At least I don't bash anyone who disagrees with me!

Conservative: You don't do anything! You're so closed-minded!

Liberal: Your closed-minded!

by Tenikov August 18, 2011

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Closed beta

The developmental stage of a video game or software that a select group of people, by invite, contest, pre purchase, get to test it out for bugs

Hey I just got an invite to the closed beta for battlefield 1.

by 8R4/\/|)0/\/ August 10, 2016

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Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)

The act of smiling without showing one's teeth so the lips are stretched wide across the face while remaining closed. If done correctly, looks mischievous, but mostly creepy.

"Okay for this pic, don't smile, let's Closed Mouth Smile (CMS)."

Also a noun:

"That is one creepy looking CMS."

by IFLEMV September 12, 2013

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