choad

a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.

That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady

by Kelly September 29, 2003

choad

slang term for a pilchard

chuck us that bucket of choads, i'm gonna hook one up and catch me a big mother fucker of a fish.

by king parrot July 16, 2007

choad

A cross between a chimpanzee and a toad that swings from tree to tree trying to get the banana.

"Yo Justizzle, look at the choad right thurre!"

by M-A-double tizzle December 11, 2003

choad

From the French chaud. Quim, baby juice, load, jizz, paste, sperm, cum, slop, hotmix, jam (pearl or otherwise,) slime, mash, ejaculate noun, slather.

Did you see that het load of choad all over that slut's face???

by lothar mann March 8, 2005

choad

a weanis that is as long as wide, women receive more pleasure from a choad

won't you pleasure me with your choad

by Tquizzie January 17, 2004

choad

1. A penis that is really short and wide, shaped like a tree stump.

2. Someone who is acting really dumb and like a faggot.

1. My friend George Politsopoulos pulled down his pants at the party to show everyone his choad.

2. While at the bar, Jared Deutsch was acting like choad tryin to tea bag someone.

by Jared Deutsch February 20, 2005

choad

A choad is a dick, which is wider than it is long.

Peter has a sweet little choad!

by l.obermayer May 2, 2003