A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.
I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
Get the I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese gratermug. To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017
Get the Scandinavian cheese gratermug. The act of pleasuring a man's genitals orally with the addition of firm, but gentle, usage of one's teeth.
TOEKNEE: "Damn grrrrrr - ole, thought you was bout to chomp off my D, but dat shiii was greeeaaaaaaat!!!"
KLASSIE: "I think you mean GRATE, baby."
TOEKNEE: "Da fek you talkin bout WUH - MAYNE? Das what I said. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaattttttt."
KLASSIE: "I gave you a Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater" my love!"
TOEKNEE: "Get the F out of my office, Mom."
KLASSIE: "I think you mean GRATE, baby."
TOEKNEE: "Da fek you talkin bout WUH - MAYNE? Das what I said. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaattttttt."
KLASSIE: "I gave you a Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater" my love!"
TOEKNEE: "Get the F out of my office, Mom."
by Flooperzz August 24, 2025
Get the Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater"mug. A dark looming presence over the whole of the furry community, the infamous item expelled bloody from the anus in the most well known piece of furry hentai
James: what’s up with Jeff?
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
by RaxtusDergy April 17, 2023
Get the The Cheese Gratermug. "I can't believe I got off to Cheese grater hentai... the fuck is wrong with me"
"my friend sent me Cheese grater porn... I think I'm going to do it this time." (loads gun)
"my friend sent me Cheese grater porn... I think I'm going to do it this time." (loads gun)
by Just_ahaha February 20, 2021
Get the Cheese gratermug. A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.
by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025
Get the Carlisle Cheese Gratermug. The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.
by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021
Get the The Cheese Gratermug.