Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.
Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?
Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.
Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.
by Fireball D May 7, 2009
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by GlazeHer January 16, 2014
Get the celebang mug.A stuck up snob who has 200- 3000 friends while only 5% are actually people they associate themselves with. These people are total attention whores who haven't done anything to change the world in any way and yet they have more friends and followers on facebook kissing their ass then some other actually famous celebrity or someone who can put a dent in the world.
what a facebook celeb wannabe. Douche bag has 2000 friends and now he/she thinks they're hot stuff. When they're nothing but a regular insignificant spec in society who's following the rest of the sheep.
by theguythatallthegirlswant December 8, 2009
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by LFJ February 10, 2006
Get the cause célèbre mug.A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.
Man#1: How was your date last night?
Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.
Man#1: Why's that, cheif?
Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.
Brad: Story of my life! Zing!
Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.
Man#1: Why's that, cheif?
Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.
Brad: Story of my life! Zing!
by Jimatt Walhofer July 1, 2008
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138 Following 8,539 Followers
yet you have never heard of the person.
have a team for themselves.
John Smith. #teamjohnsmith
all indications of a twitter celeb
yet you have never heard of the person.
have a team for themselves.
John Smith. #teamjohnsmith
all indications of a twitter celeb
by Teddy Francis August 23, 2011
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