An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.
Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.
by lilurb July 8, 2009
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Bryan Callen is aka "Pool Boy" in MadTV.
Bryan is a truly nice guy.
Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.
Bryan is a truly nice guy.
Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.
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But yet still has the decency to call former friends a flop.
Fuck you dumbass, my life is better off without you.
I won't see you in hell, also I wont see you with any qualifications either. Ha!
Someone who you think is your friend but turns out not to be, can be classed as a Frenemy or Backstabber
Someone who is a hypocrite and talks shit about you when they themselves are the epitome of what is So-Called friend and failure.
But yet still has the decency to call former friends a flop.
Fuck you dumbass, my life is better off without you.
I won't see you in hell, also I wont see you with any qualifications either. Ha!
Someone who you think is your friend but turns out not to be, can be classed as a Frenemy or Backstabber
Someone who is a hypocrite and talks shit about you when they themselves are the epitome of what is So-Called friend and failure.
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