Have you called Jenny yet?

What you say to fat people.

Fatty-Hey
Person-uh.. Have you called Jenny yet?

Joke- Yo Momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

by YeahBro January 28, 2009

Crazy little thing called love

A song by the legendary band Queen. It’s a bop. Go listen to it. Now.

Lad 1: Have you listened to the song Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen?

Lad 2: Yes I did! It was a total banger.

by randompersonhelpingyouout May 11, 2019

It’s called living with somebody

The standard and possibly the most silencing response to a spouse who periodically may become irritated with your annoying and barely tolerable habits.

When I complain about one of his many ingrained and obnoxious habits, my husband often utters, “it’s called living with somebody,” spoken in a softly mellifluous voice.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

new drug called retard

When someone is being complete and utterly stupid.

"Are you on that new drug called retard?" Is what you would ask the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.

by TwangyBubbles72 March 8, 2017

so-called

All purpose adjective to convey contempt, derision, or inferiority.

The so-called Patriot Act presumes that a patriot would support illegal searches and the sacrifice of hard won liberty.

by mandingoe April 27, 2004

what are you called?

The same as 'what is your name'

-Hey! What are you called?
-I'm called John

by not-a-pony November 1, 2013

a child called it

when a child is abused or beaten badly by their father or mother. Or the child has sexuality issues regarding if they are gay or straight.

Joshua was beaten by his father, he was a child called it.

Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.

by joshfogartys June 28, 2010