Skye Croissant Haynes

Skye Croissant Haynes is the biggest bottom imaginable, there is no top involved with them. A Skye croissant Haynes is also a raging bisexual who is in denial

“Make me”

“Oh my gosh you’re such a Skye Croissant Haynes”

by Veronica Jake April 1, 2021

Go suck a croissant

A "clean" way of telling someone to go suck a dick

"Mom you really need to go suck a croissant!"

by L/k August 25, 2020

Cream Your Croissant

Cumming into an ass (preferably your boys) and then proceeding to dipping their croissant into the cum and eating it.

Last night the sex was so good that it made me wanna cream your croissant.

by Jackchubbs May 26, 2021

Your aunt a croissant

The deflection of 'Your grandpap a trap'

Jim - Your Grandpap a trap
Me - Your Aunt a croissant
Jim - O FUK

by Granny Debbie May 23, 2018

dropping your croissant

a stereotypical reaction when getting jump scared.

friend: *jump scares*
me: "aaAAAHH staaahp I could've dropped my cRoISsAnT!1!!" (*dropping your croissant*)

by black_guy_with_a_croissant January 15, 2019

Your aunt a croissant

The final blow to end the long battle. Only wielded by the most intellectual of all beings in the known multiverse. Would have been a quicker end to Thanos.

P1: your mom giey
P2 your dad lesbain

P1: your sistr a mistr

P2: your bruther your muther

P1: your granni tranni

P2: your grandpap-a-trap

P1: your ancestorz incestorz

P2: your family reunion homosexuel communion

P1: your family tree LGBT
P2: your neece obese
P1: your speces feces
P2: your genus penus

P1: YOUR AUNT A CROISSANT
P2: *dies*

by IndianWarlord2 May 5, 2019

croissants and butter dish

ITS CROISSANTS AND A BUTTER DISH STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SOMETHING ITS NOT

simply croissants and butter dish

by tiredofyall May 16, 2020