Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

bitch-whinging

A person who whinges incessantly in a bitch like fashion

Stu: "...and then she said, that I said, that she said that I said she was horrible...."
Holly: "Quit your bitch-whinging you boring fuck. Get me a beer!"

by Pochunka October 22, 2009

Bitch light

To light someone's pipe, bong, or cigarette as they are incapable at the time.

Hey guy, need a bitch light?

by Christoph.m March 23, 2011

Batch Bowl

Filling a bowl piece for a bong with half weed and half tabbacco from a cigarette. When a cigarette is opened for a batch bowl, it becomes the batch stick

Can I Rip batch ?
Of course, we use this bong for batch bowls all the time.

by sixmensixmans January 2, 2019

Prep Bitch

A country club daddy boy bitch who dresses like a Brooks Brothers catelog

Did you see Alex? He was especially prep Bitch after his tennis lesson today.

by Bdoggg69 November 27, 2016

Hubris’ one-nut bitch

An arrogant asshole who insults you during a conversation believing they are so intelligent that you did not pick up on it.

The manager at Jimmy’s porn shop symposium is such a Hubris’ one-nut bitch. He actually believed that I thought you used real horses in pony play.

by Bearman December 29, 2020

bitch butterfly

You get a butterfly feeling inside when you noticed a cute girl you wanna talk to, but you bitch out and never talk to her.

/watch?v=nIu20j0ecy8&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

paste next to youtube where you will understand what a bitch butterfly is

by richvaca December 1, 2011