Buzzfeed

cancer.
literal fucking cancer that's run by people who think men and whites belong in the tenth circle of hell.

some dude: hey who's that guy
some other dude: oh fuck its Buzzfeed run for your lives before you get caught by their white people magnet

by satteleview April 15, 2020

Business Buzzed

an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.

#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.

# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.

by Joshtown March 6, 2010

blow my buzz

When you're drunk, high, or totally fucked up on something and you just want to chill out and someone tries to get all serious or emotional on you, ruining your night.

"Yo nigga this skank bitch won't leave me alone."
"Whatever dogg...I saw you gettin' all cryin' on her shoulder a minute, gettin' all emotional wit that bitch!"
"I admit I was talkin' to da bitch, but you ain't seen me cryin'."
"Now you lyin' and you blowin' my high...quit denying it! Listen, get the fuck outta my face. Call it a night and take that fat slut home, go shoot some pool, tap dat keg, smoke some reef, fucking kill yourself...I don't care. Just quit blowing my buzz!"

by Nick D March 9, 2003

Joy Buzzer

The vibrating sensation you get when the person you are sodomizing farts across your penis.

"Putting up with the smell was well worth it to get to experience that wonderful Joy Buzzer across my dong!"

by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

Buzzfeed unsolved

A YouTube series with two dumbasses who are friends. They investigate supernatural stuff and unsolved crimes. It’s really fcking funny. Also the tall man might be a demon:/

Buzzfeed Unsolved
Ryan: *gets possessed and thrown across the room, eyes glowing red*
Shane: “strong wind you got there”

by Nookiethemomeater July 29, 2019

el buzz buzz

What people who don't know what the word "bee" is in Spanish may say.

Dude! I didn't know the el buzz buzz was on my sock! I wanted it to live!

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017

Uncle Buzzcocks

The hardest gangster in the North East (England). Loves smashing pasties and amazing basketballer. Also a dolphin pill addict. Best mates with his main man Trekka

"Here, I love wor Uncle Buzzcocks. He's pure lethal!"

by Slimingo February 5, 2019