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Flemming

Danish bad word, used to describe a person
"He is such a Flemming"
by justadanishbrad April 8, 2025
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Flem

A flem is someone who is not cool, or not being cool. It also can mean someone who is as irrelevant as mucus.
Stop being a “Flem”.

Who invented this “Flem”
by KingLouieThe5th April 29, 2025
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flemmed

The action of being lazy or when you Don' t care of something. Comes from the French word " flemme "
I am flemmed to go out tonight

This man is so cringe omfg I'm flemmed of him
by tensui April 11, 2024
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Flemming

Flemming is a woman who honestly is a breath of fresh air. It’s rare to find someone who is as effortlessly beautiful on the outside as they are thoughtful and genuine on the inside. People are constantly blown away by your outgoing energy. You have this incredible way of making everyone feel seen and included the second you walk into a room. Thank you for being such a sincere friend and for always putting so much heart into everything you do. Life is just a lot more vibrant with you in it.
“Do you see how thoughtful and vibrant that woman is?”

“Her name is Flemming that’s why!”
by JRex_streams February 9, 2026
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Dirty Flemming

The hawktuah after giving the best head in your life if you don’t want to swallow. Or the best streamer on c2.

• “Volume set to MAX, bank account set to UNLIMITED.”
• “Can’t whisper, won’t stop gifting.”
• “Loud enough to wake the neighbors, rich enough to buy them.”
I had to do a dirty flemming after giving some sloppy toppy, I am not a cannibal I don’t eat unborn babies.
by C2secret February 9, 2026
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