second breakfast

invented by hobbits, second breakfast is breakfast all over again

We'll just have time for second breakfast before it's time to start cooking lunch.

by Sienna March 17, 2003

Breakfast Hoes

A term used to define girls who are very flaky (like breakfast cereal); A group of girls who always make plans but never follow through.

"Bro these girls are breakfast hoes"
"Why?"
"Cause they're all flaky af!"

by ClickClackRat January 3, 2015

cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a girl's asshole. Similar to a Portuguese breakfast.

Tommy gave his girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. Let's just say it was a bit messy.

by arylius December 1, 2020

dingo's breakfast

A yawn, a piss and a good look around.
In other words, I had no breakfast.

I had a dingo's breakfast this morning.

by Colleen May 9, 2003

Bachelor Breakfast

Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.

My dad drives my mom crazy eating his bachelor breakfast of burnt toast.

by Chris_K. May 8, 2008

Stinky Breakfast

The act of giving someone a rim job during morning sex. Also known as "brown breakfast".

Man Jacki was so frisky this morning, she helped herself to a stinky breakfast.

by Rita_Poon April 17, 2013

breakfast dagger

Morning wood. Morning erection.

I woke up with a viscous breakfast dagger and i had to bury it in her gash. Morning wood boner woodie hard on

by InconsideRich January 23, 2016