brandon

my boyfriend. the most perfect person in the world. i love him so much it’s not even funny anymore. he has a big dick too

i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)

by ur mum lol 69420 February 21, 2021

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need girlfriend

brandon is lonely and wants a girlfriend

by fymFUCKME December 3, 2019

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a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.

calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye

by brandizzy July 27, 2018

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some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.

random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...

by ayooooooooooo July 29, 2021

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