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Example A
Dude 1 - Hey, you and Sarah are pretty close, are you friends with benefits?
Dude 2- Nah, we're just Main Bleds
Dude 1- Oh, sorry to hear it
Example B
Dude - Hey, fancy going for a drink later?
Chick - Erm, you're not really my type, we could be main bleds?
Dude - I'll pass.
Dude 1 - Hey, you and Sarah are pretty close, are you friends with benefits?
Dude 2- Nah, we're just Main Bleds
Dude 1- Oh, sorry to hear it
Example B
Dude - Hey, fancy going for a drink later?
Chick - Erm, you're not really my type, we could be main bleds?
Dude - I'll pass.
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