top g behaviour

someone who is wise and follows the top G

Person 1: brooo i passed all my exams without studying

Person 2: howwww
Person 1: Top G behaviour

by Andrew Emory November 14, 2022

Spartan Behaviour

When a homie/friend acts or is comfortable making gay jokes around you

Girlfriend: you and your homies send pictures of each other's balls to each other?

Guy: that's only for the guys to see, you weren't supposed to see that.

Girlfriend: That's some Spartan behaviour...

by Bosshumperdink June 29, 2025

Sync Jockey Behaviour

A form of exaggerated and attention-seeking performance, typically characterised by excessive dance moves, theatrical gestures, and the use of gimmicks such as masks. This behaviour is enabled by the aid of the sync button doing the work of DJing. This behaviour often serves as a distraction from a lack of talent, relying on spectacle rather than talent of being to DJ to engage the audience. Perpetrators of this behaviour are known as a Sync Jockey (SJ).

Look at them throwing their hands in the air, with those silly dance moves, and hiding behind a mask, classic Sync Jockey Behaviour

by Van da man February 22, 2025

crab behaviour

Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself

Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour

by DJTJ April 12, 2017

Broke boy behaviour

A man who does not have any money and exhibits bum behaviour

Girl 1: He asked me on a date and to split the bill when the check came
Girl 2: Ew, that’s that broke boy behaviour

by stargworlll March 3, 2022

Masters Student Behaviour

Characterised in superficially sophisticated actions and attitudes evident in the way in which student acts or conducts oneself, particularly in social settings, mid day and early evening pursuits. Such, thereby envisioning themselves as evolved and trendy but making a point, particularly via dumping of film photos on instagram, of attempting to appear classier than their fellow Undergraduate Students wether actually doing a Masters or not. Typically exhibited by non-STEM students with an abundance of time on their hands.

Ben: Did you see Adam's Instagram post the other day? He was wearing a Tote Bag and vintage corduroy trousers in Hyndland to a Non-profit open Mic Night. He had one of those expensive IPA's too!

Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.

by bawthecat July 17, 2023

Rogue behaviour

The most top-tier tomfoolery on a night out in the UK. Usually ends in tears with the worst hangxiety you will ever experience.

Girl 1- Did you see Flo last night?
Girl 2- yeah, i saw her smack her ex boyfriend's girlfriends bum and ran off- then played gangnam style four times to my nan to try give her culture.
Girl 1- damn, that's some rogue behaviour.

by unknownSMELLY December 8, 2023