snatch basher

A cock, used in such a way as to bash a snatch

J gave nikky a good fucking with his snatch basher!!

by CrWambam August 4, 2007

John Basedow

A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.

Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."

by tito puente August 30, 2006

bushed it

(boo sht it)
-verb;
1. to screw up badly like George W Bush has.

Oh, sh!t man! He just bushed it trying that 50-50 grind.

by mikeyouztrippn June 16, 2008

Based Lifter

A Based Lifter is a beast lifter who is also Based and Epic. The CEO of Based Lifters is Logan Rees He's the most based person ever and an absolute Animal in the gym.

That is so based!!! He is a Based Lifter!! FUAHHHH!!!

by Based Lifter!!! April 22, 2021

turbo boshed

To get extremely drunk / high
Most commonly referred to as a term for taking pills or mdma.

Wayne: Yeah bruv got some pills off jose manuel last night innit
Jeremy: Oh marvellous my good friend, how was that for you?
Wayne: Yeah bra, got turbo boshed innit

by Milbs January 10, 2009

Well Basted

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

101% based

A title bestowed on someone who is 21% based, 20% cringe, 20% gigachad, 20% omegalul, and 20% poggers. The only known person to have achieved this level of based and survived is twitch streamer Josh Strife Hayes, a creator of high quality second monitor content.

You watch twitch streamers with your spare time? That's pretty cringe. Oh, it's Josh Strife Hayes? Oh wow nevermind, you're 101% based!

by Snerfee June 24, 2022