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Burning Banshee 

When a man takes Ben-Gay, hot Sauce, wassabi, and lemon Juice and rubs it on a girls clitoris, and then jacks off into her face.
I gave a girl a Burning Banshee once, then i had to take her to the hospital for second degree burns.
Burning Banshee by Matt Gilberg December 26, 2004

Arse Banshee 

The legendary Arse Banshee has been known to occur only once or twice a millenia. When released, the Arse Banshee is a fart which instantly disintegrates everyone in the room.
Guy one: Woah, this curry is hot.
Guy two: Nah, I've had hotte- PPPPPHHTTTT
* arse banshee is unleashed *
Guys 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 instantly disintegrate.

Muffled banshee 

When your doing your girl doggy style and you ass punch with your middle finger inserting into her rectum and she screams into the pillow like a banshee
Last night my wife asked for something new so I gave her a muffled banshee.
Muffled banshee by Ah350z66 September 6, 2014

Snowing like a banshee 

A term used by Elginites (a small town in NE Oregon) to indicate it is snowing really hard.
Son of a buck, I reckon it's snowing like a banshee.
Snowing like a banshee by UWFuzzy October 4, 2016

Bar Banshee 

Noun.

A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.

This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.

Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence

Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!

b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
Bar Banshee by Glamkitten May 25, 2011

ass banshee 

One who invades the ass and/or is a complete douche bag
Guy 1: Hey man wanna see my pokemon cards!!

Guy 2: Get the fuck away from me you ass banshee!
ass banshee by The Zach Daddie April 28, 2006