A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
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Bruh 2: Hell naw man, that’s just my boys shimmying down the street.
Bruh 1: ok
Me and the banditos gon be here a while
Bruh 2: Hell naw man, that’s just my boys shimmying down the street.
Bruh 1: ok
Me and the banditos gon be here a while
by Johnnles June 11, 2021
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