Bruh 1: The banditos are coming!
Bruh 2: Hell naw man, that’s just my boys shimmying down the street.
Bruh 1: ok
Me and the banditos gon be here a while
Bruh 2: Hell naw man, that’s just my boys shimmying down the street.
Bruh 1: ok
Me and the banditos gon be here a while
by Johnnles June 11, 2021

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.
by shmoondo October 24, 2019
