Astrology

Astrology is a thing that some people use to blame their terrible traits and personalities on instead of taking responsibility of their actions. What happens is that you find a constellation out of 12 or 13 depending on when you search for them, based on your birthdate and there's also elements and "cusp" signs and other planetary stuff which is ridiculous.

Girl 1 to Girl 2: Well of course i'd cheat on him, mercury is in retrograde.
Girl 2: IK right, your Ophiuchus energy is showing girl!
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Is this what astrology really is?
Guy 2 to Guy 1: Not really but this is how some people do it, not everyone is like this
Guy 1: Phew

by Dim555 April 18, 2024

Astrology

white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!

*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax

by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 20, 2022

Lying by astrology

pretending like astrology is real.

Nigby: Erick sounds like such a creature.
Rigby: Its all the scorpio gemini and capricorn in his chart.
Nigby: Rancid chart tbh.
Big Rig: You guys are Lying by astrology rn.

by Big_RIG_Rigby October 19, 2022

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

astrology

bullshit

girl: haha im a sag im smart and your dumb

me: this is fucking bullshit dumbass astrology girl, what sag? sagging your fucking pants?

by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023

Astrology

Bullshit

Astrology is just bullshit

by ARandomHumanBein January 17, 2023

Zodiac signs and astrology

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025