Throwing Yarn All Over the Place

When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.

Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!

by #GoApe November 11, 2011

Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.

by E&KTwinz June 4, 2011

Carb yarn

spaqettie noodles

That's a big ol'bowl of carb yarn

by Beef stick Pete June 25, 2017

Yarn Balling

When you match with a cute girl on Tinder and decide you're willing to literally ball yarn to hang out.

I hope she just wants to do some yarn balling and not actually harvest one of my kidneys.

by Ericfromtinder April 21, 2022

Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.

by Rolling tank of Jelly. November 2, 2008

Yarned

Really fucked up

Man, i was frickin yarned last night!

by DingDong703 December 26, 2018

and yarn

when yarn gets an and one or does something special.

*shoots a buzzer beater layup when up 60*
whole team: "AND YARN!!!"
coach: "Yarn? What are you doing..."

by andyarnkilla#11 May 10, 2019