by #GoApe November 11, 2011
The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.
There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.
2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).
3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.
2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).
3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
by E&KTwinz June 04, 2011
When you match with a cute girl on Tinder and decide you're willing to literally ball yarn to hang out.
by Ericfromtinder April 21, 2022
Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.
I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.
I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.
by Rolling tank of Jelly. November 02, 2008
by Phatcatwithastach February 07, 2020