Aldo

A Sicilian from Milan with a unique charm. Lover of pasta with sardines and peperonata at 8 in the morning. An inimitable heartbreaker. His motto is better bald than blond.

G: Aldoooo!
A: I finish eating the peperonata and go down!

by aldo_giovanni_e_giacomo_trash November 22, 2021

Jose Aldo

The greatest Featherweight mma fighter of all time undefeated for 10 years in the WEC and the UFC. Is also know as the King of Rio

I love Jose Aldo he’s such a great fighter

He got ko’d in 13 seconds by Conor McGregor

He was literally undefeated for 10 years and is the best featherweight ever wtf? He also has defended the title unlike your chicken who beat him and ran away.

by romania becomes independent an June 21, 2024

Aldo Syndrome

When a person side eyes you but don't mean to.

That person over there keeps on side eying me, but I don't think they're doing it on purpose. I think they have Aldo Syndrome.

by The one who speaks to all May 11, 2023

aldo velasco

When two
Men get naked and take
Turns laying eat others ballsacks across their mouth and eyes

Man that Aldo Velasco was
Great last night!

by Your moms mom 696968696969 April 27, 2016

dirty Aldo

sticking a persons hair up their partners crotch and then fingering them

i gave my GF a dirty Aldo last night

by Jeremyvine December 7, 2020

Aldo

He is the best dude in the world his dad is Bahu and he is a sick lad that is amazing also AldoWichii

Aldo is so cool so is Bahu and AldoWichii

by Aldricisawesome August 28, 2017

Aldo

the type of person everyone will love, even his enemies would never deny how great he actually is. he is sweet and warm, charming, smart, ambitious, knows what he wants to do in life, popular and obviously a heart breaker. someone you wouldnt be able to moved on from for a long time.

a : hey, have you heard anything from Aldo lately? I wonder how’s he been doing.
b : last time i heard he just finished his bachelor degree and about to get his master degree at Germany, has a beautiful girlfriend as well.
a : oh wow, that is so Aldo. good for him tho lol

by skymate20 November 23, 2021