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Alden

Badi of all
by SunnysideAF November 23, 2021
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Alden

He is a very nice person. He can be slightly rude when making jokes with friends, but in general he is a total cavalier/gentleman. He is ambivert.
Freind: "Out of all the cast and crew, who do you miss the most?"
You: "Definitely Alden!"
by cut the crap rn November 28, 2023
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Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by srcs August 26, 2023
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Alden

alden is an amazing guy who can be your friend, lover or even act like your brother, he is a great boy with no bad intentions. he respects your opinion and has a GREAT sense of humour. if anyone makes you upset, he’d go beat that person up
me:hii alden went to beat the person who harassed me earlier on
friend:of course, it’s Alden.
by urmomissohotttt November 21, 2021
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Alden

Smart, short, but cute and loveable. He's usually dirty minded. Infront of the pc 24/7. A pro gamer. Pre ampangit mo
"Alden, mukha kang penguin"
by isangpatatas May 16, 2022
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Alden

Alden is a very sad type of person. He usually acts happy and nice on the outside but truly in the inside,his heart is dying inside and he just wants a woman to make his heart just feel good.But besides all of the sad stuff about Alden,He’s an amazing kind of person and he always tried to be a good person to all kinds of people but they just end up stabbing him in the back and either making fun of his family,or him. He cares for everyone even people that don’t care for him,he will always be there for everybody even if they bullied him in the past. He’s forgiving,Kind,Nice,Gentle,Sophisticated and funny. He’s a gentleman to any woman he meets and of course he will open up the door for anybody! This is what an Alden is.
Alden is so ugly.
by Giunta April 12, 2024
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Alden

Alden is a guy who would randomly jump out of the toilet completely butt-ass naked while forcing people to take pictures of him.

Aldens dick is also decent, its alright i guess at first, but then suddenly it turns into a fucking lego brick.
Nice dick Alden
by silverskinnedchigga June 16, 2025
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