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JTEK Alamo

A special trigger/attachment designed to make your gun shoot faster made by Joey Tech/Joey's Solutions+Shop from the popular Roblox game Michael's Zombies found in one of the main menu tabs
The Regret 8x with Speed Cola, Double Tap Root Beer, And JTEK Alamo can literally clear hordes in seconds
by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023
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Alamo

Some dipshit Discord admin who won’t accept my friend request :(
me: “WEEELL Alamo’s a bitch he’s a big fat bitch, he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, he’s a bitch to all the boys and girls!
On Monday he’s a bitch, on Tuesday he’s a bitch, on Wensday through Saturday he’s a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different he’s a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch he’s a stupid bitch! Alamo's a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair, he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, he’s stupid bitch
Alamo’s a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Alamo,
Is a big fat fucking bitch!
Alamo, yeah!”
Alamo: “This is why I won’t accept your friend request.”
me: *dies*
by genocidalsharkcum January 16, 2022
mugGet the Alamomug.

Alamo Hayes

Alamo Hayes is a cool person and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
Bobert: Alamo Hayes is a person of awesomeness right man?

John: FUCK YEAH!
mugGet the Alamo Hayesmug.

Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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The Alamo

by p1kler November 8, 2021
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Alamo

Property of PenguinMan320
Alamo is by far my worst slave
by El penguino June 17, 2021
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