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you ain't the future of shit 

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You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.
Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'
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Ain shit • Ain’t shit • ain't shit nigga • ain't shit ass nigga • shit ain't gravy • SHIT AIN'T RIGHT! • shit ain't sweet • shit ain’t zick • This shit ain't Australia. • this shit ain't fucking right

You ain't shittin' kittens 

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Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.
During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"
You ain't shittin' kittens by Atavist December 14, 2010
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shitches ain't bit

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bitches aint shit, but in a way that people cant tell what you're saying.
shitches ain't bit but troes and hicks.
shitches ain't bit by jburger811 June 24, 2010
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Have😏you✨seen👀the🐱state😚of🦋her👩body💃 If🚤 I🧘 ♀️ beat🤜 it👩 💼 I👁 ain't🙅 ♀️ wearing👕 🅰️ Jonny👦 Adeola📍when💋 I👁 roll🤘 with👼 🅰️ geezer🛑 Is💠 it🟢 me👆 or😺 the💊 lifestyle🌌 sweetheart⛽️ Actually👹 I👁 don't🙅 ♀️ give🤲 🅰️ shit🤬 

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Kinda like the I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ thing but with a different thing
Have😏you✨seen👀the🐱state😚of🦋her👩body💃 If🚤 I🧘 ♀️ beat🤜 it👩 💼 I👁 ain't🙅 ♀️ wearing👕 🅰️ Jonny👦 Adeola📍when💋 I👁 roll🤘 with👼 🅰️ geezer🛑 Is💠 it🟢 me👆 or😺 the💊 lifestyle🌌 sweetheart⛽️ Actually👹 I👁 don't🙅 ♀️ give🤲 🅰️ shit🤬
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