i ain't never seen two pretty best friends

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

by MadPhatCoochie November 4, 2020

I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!

by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020

I ain't sweat

I ain't sweat
= I am not lying!

Police: Did you do it?
Guy: Ayo no!
Police: Don't lie!
Guy: Bruv, I ain't sweat!

by Ya Word Definer June 7, 2018

I ain't

I am a pussy

Mohammed: "I ain't"

Random guy: "Yeah I know you're a pussy, you don't have to say it."

by ricky.gotdonney August 29, 2023

I ain't no saint

Adj: a sexuality promiscuous, but still morally and publicly decent , teenage girl who is classy in the streets but sassy in the sheets.

If I ain't no saint can characterize your girlfriend, you are so lucky.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2014

I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

I ain't fucking reading of all that

guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

by bhubhuh May 20, 2023