Torta Labubu

Large, short, hairy woman

“You’re being such a torta labubu!”

by davidfann December 3, 2025

Torta Nacho

A partner lays on their stomach with their anus in the air, while a torta (Chunky Mexican Woman) uses a spatula to spread nacho cheese over the anus. Then, nacho chips are sprinkled in the cheese, and then both are eaten off of the anus.

Bill Clinton: “oh boy, I got the best Torta Nacho last night!”
Gorlock the Destroyer: “I think I can still see some cheese!”

by potassiumchloridethedestroyer December 22, 2025

Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by anonymous June 28, 2021