I played a B

When a musician plays a wrong note, and blames it on not seeing correctly. Usually said slowly and in a hushed voice.

Band Teacher: That sounded off...what note did you play on the first beat of bar 15?
Jordan: I played a B

by helladoeeeeee January 27, 2013

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played a Casey

To create an intricate web of lies to get out of a situation or hide your true intentions

Dude 1: Why did you get pulled over, dude?
Dude 2: Well, I was speeding.
Dude 1: How much's your ticket?
Dude 2. Didn't get one; Played a Casey on the cop. Told him my 82-year-old great-grandpa was having this huge heart attack and I was the last one he wanted on his bedside.
Dude 1: Nice.

by bloopbloop22 July 8, 2011

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A Few Players Short

A phrase for calling someone retarded.

Bill: Hey Bob, what’s 2+2?
Bob: uhhh... 7?
John: Looks like Bob’s a few players short.

by Fuck.You.Mom January 16, 2019

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A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen

Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.

by K&LB June 27, 2020

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a single prayer

When someone prays the phrase: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest". to prey on people.

Person 1: Hey, do you prey on people?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "a single prayer"

by TheZestyGave January 6, 2025

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