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noob zombies 

Noob zombies is a word used by most forums and games to describe a infection of noobs.
They commonly troll forums posting stupid answers to every stupid thread there is which in return causes more stupidity with the once intelligent forum users.

The infection and uprising of noobs can be caused by one noob. or simply a newbie who is new and thinks he is better than those who have played years whitlist the user having a playtime of only playing 5 minutes..

Many users fear the "noob zombies" because it can start wiki drama and violence.

The symptoms of this Disease are the following.

1.stuttered speech (such as using ones or zeros in sentances or severe misspells)

2. Drama (noob zombies have been known to output a severe amount of drama.

3.Violence (noobs have been known to make personnel threats to people when in reality he would punk out)
Hank: been to runescape.com lately?

Suffery: hell no..theres so many noob zombies there

Hank: ok how about yahoo answers?

Suffery: ok ill take a look

Hank:Great!

Suffery: 0mg i f331 funn3

Hank: oh god no! suffery!!!?!?!!?

Suffery: 1t hu4ts

Hank: ill find a cure!
noob zombies by Suffery July 7, 2009
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hollicrombie zombies 

groups of nasty slutty girls who wear abercrombie and fitch and hollister clothing as do all their friends

Deadpool Zombies 

A Deadpool "fan" who only knows DP from pictures on the internet, the video game or because of the movie.

Believes in ever conversation the word 'Chimichanga' must be used, and whoever does not use the word is not a real DP.

Cosplays DP because he thinks this gives him a free pass to scream, push and troll others at conventions.
Does not recognize any DP outside of the funkos. (Xmen,Xforce,WeaponX)
Does not know the reason behind the love of Chimichangas.
Only knows who Vanessa is because of the movie trailer.
(This is not to be confused with Headpool who comes from the zombie universe, but if you're a zombie you probably wont get confused anyway)
A Deadpool Zombies will normally sound like this:

"OMG DEADPOOL IS SO COOL! I'M COSPLAYING HIM NEXT YEAR!"
"Yeah...you're such a Deadpool Zombie"

"CHIMICHANGAS! FREE HUGS! BOOBIES!"
"I'm not spiderman!" (jk this is legit)
"Deadpools only girlfriend is death"
"Deadpool has cancer and that's why his skin is f#!ked up"
"Deadpool can't die!"
"Deadpool is only red"
"Deadpool first came out in the wolverine movie"
Deadpool Zombies by DP Magno October 8, 2015

humans vs zombies 

What boot camp is to the armed forces, humans vs zombies is to anyone that wants to stand a chance in the impending zombie apocalypse.
The weeklong game, played at over 650 universities, begins with an approximately 1:30 zombie:human ratio, and ends with a final mission. Zombies wear orange bandannas around their heads; humans, around their bulging biceps. Stunned zombies wear bandannas around their necks for ten minutes, during which they walk in shame. A zombie may "turn" a human by eating its brains out, literally.
Well, by tagging a human with its hand, a zombie may figuratively eat the human's brains, thus turning it into a zombie(after a ten-minute transformation period).
A human may stun a zombie for ten minutes by hitting it with a thrown sock or(with higher success rates)shooting it with a Nerf blaster. I myself have shot many a zombie with my trusty Maverick.
Achievements may be earned for such feats as surviving a certain number of days as a human, a day in costume, tagging a certain number of humans, tags while wearing a costume, or a lot of other cool things. Man there are some really cool things that you can do. There are over 20 achievements, depending on what school you're playing at. My personal favorite is the ZOMGWTF achievement; as a human, you hit a live zombie with a thrown Nerf dart and live to tell the tale.
HvZ has many more details and stipulations; take a look at their website if you're intrigued :)
Hey man I heard you got a girl now." -"Affirmative." "That's awesome, how'd you guys meet?" -"Humans vs zombies. I tagged her sweet ass, ate her brains like zombies do. Sweetest brain noms imaginable." "Dayumm I need to start playing this game!" -"Hey humans vs zombies not a game. It's training for real life. The zombie apocalypse is inevitable, man, and when it comes, it will come harder than your mom came last night. We NEED to be prepared.

Poison Headcrabs and Poison Zombies 

Poison Headcrabs and Poison Zombies are from Half-Life 2. Poison Headcrabs are darker and cat-sized and spider like creatures. If a Poison Headcrab bites you, your health will drop all the way 1 percent! However, Poison Headcrabs alone can not kill you, other enemies around finish you off. Hide if a Poison Headcrab bites you, so your health returns to it's normal levels. Poison Zombies are hunch back Zomnies with Poison Headcrabs around it. Poison Zombies are very slow, but strong. They can throw Poison Headcrabs at you (only 2-3), Poison Zombies have large health, use your shotgun alot of times for fire your Assault Rifle at them. Really use a exposive barrel or gas can to beat a Poison Zombie.
Poison Headcrabs and Poison Zombies are more poisonous then normal ones. Poison Headcrabs can be used the same way as normal headcrabs, Poison Zombies are strong and do not come in Torsos.

Nazi Zombies 

The game mode of Call of Duty: World at War in which the player kills zombies. Nazi Zombies come in 3 maps currently which are Nauht Der Untoten (Night of the Undead in German), Verruckt (Zombie Asylum in German), and Shi no Numa (Zombie Swamp in Japanese). 2 more maps are expected, which are located in Tungesta, Russia, and Area 51, USA.
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Nazi Zombies by frostbite14 July 19, 2009

Fast Headcrabs and Fast Zombies 

Fast Headcrabs and Fast Zombies are found in Half-Life 2. Fast Headcrabs are what you see in the Ravenholm chapter and so on. Fast Headcrabs are quicker than normal ones but have same health and do same damage. Fast Zombies are Fast Headcrab's victum. Fast Zombies are quicker but have same health, but do less damage. Like regular Zombie, aim for the head. Plus Fast Zombies also come in torsos (starting in Episode Two).
Fast Headcrabs and Fast Zombies are quicker than normal ones. Fast Headcrabs have more spiny legs than normal Headcrabs, Fast Zombies look like skelatons.