1. (USA) A very popular form of televised burlesque entertainment. While arguably not as skilled as circus acrobats, "professional" wrestlers must possess considerable athletic skill in order to execute, without injury to each other, the carefully choreographed routines and set-pieces that form the basis of the shows.
2. A socially acceptable expression of public homosexual bonding, with ancient origins, now recognized as an organized sport at most secondary schools and universities, and by the International Olympic Committee.
2. A socially acceptable expression of public homosexual bonding, with ancient origins, now recognized as an organized sport at most secondary schools and universities, and by the International Olympic Committee.
If you think "Friday Night Smackdown" is outrageous, just imagine being in a dark, smoky Berlin nightclub crammed full of queer brownshirts and drunk, loud British Shriners on Holiday while a wrestling tag team of nude midgets with Down Syndrome flail away at each other in a huge mudpit, constantly egged on to more senseless violence by the crowd's catcalls and whistles.
by A. Hick July 25, 2006
a very difficult and challenging sport where two people use series of moves and take downs to pin their opponent, all in three matches of 2 minutes. most people think wrestling as a gay sport, that is probably because it is. once you do wrestling for a long ass time, you have to devote all, not most, but all of your time to it, losing you social life and cool friends. this turns you into one of those faggot wrestlers that think they are so tight and tough and think nobody knows how wrestling really is and you could kick their ass. you cant. go ahead and fuck with some hoodrat gang and theyll blow your head off. yea i guess thats unfair because you didnt wrestle with them but, cry about it. thats life. sure, i did wrestling and i know it is probably the hardest sport to play and i gave it a good 3 years. i think its tight that you guys are doing that shit. i just realized when i saw older wrestlers that no one liked them and they had the maturity of a fifth grader. and i knew i didnt want to be like them. the point is, not all people are saying wrestlers are gay, just weird and stupid. stop whining that no one knows the real wrestling, because most of us do. its just an unusual sport. so shut the fuck up and stop whining, stick to your sport, and we'll start to forget about it and stop bugging you. jesus christ you guys are fucking annoying. i guess i just believe that a sport shouldnt eat up your whole life, maybe im crazy
wrestler - "why dont you try wrestling? oh yea, you would get fucked up!"
non wrestler - "no, because i dont want to go to military school once im out of highschool, fucking cunt"
non wrestler - "no, because i dont want to go to military school once im out of highschool, fucking cunt"
by reed delobenfels January 5, 2008
1. absolute stupidity organized into rounds and matches.
2. the only sport where you can get disqualified for getting a woodie.
3. The only sport where you can die from "penetration", which is why you get disqualified for having a boner.
4. a sport which incorparates 2 pairs of balls that collide at high speeds and vigorously rub together.
5. Olympic wrestling is excluded from all above definitions except for definition 2, I believe.
2. the only sport where you can get disqualified for getting a woodie.
3. The only sport where you can die from "penetration", which is why you get disqualified for having a boner.
4. a sport which incorparates 2 pairs of balls that collide at high speeds and vigorously rub together.
5. Olympic wrestling is excluded from all above definitions except for definition 2, I believe.
by Broadcasting to you from a geisha house August 13, 2006
Wrestling is so gay you are basically humping other men on a mat. Like who wants to hump other men on a mat wearing a singlate. Why do people even wrestle like stop please it's awful .
Wrestler: wrestleing is not gay stop calling it gay
Other guy: um you are humping other men on a mat and you are trying to tell me that's not gay
Other guy: um you are humping other men on a mat and you are trying to tell me that's not gay
by Jhon2468 January 27, 2017
"Sport" in which fully grown men (and sometimes women) indulge in choreographed physical violence. e.g. wcw e.t.c.
Often misinturperated by incompetent youths -under the misconception that it is "cool" and "macho" to prance around a ring dressed in spandex grasping at another man also dressed in spandex- as real violence and repeated in the playground e.t.c.
Entertainment for blood thirsty, simpletons who cannot grasp the concept of reality and fiction.
A superiority complex based around a persons inferiority complex. Inferior as they do not have a high IQ and can only express emotion through violence and rage.
I know it seems narrow minded of me to attack "wrestlers" (a.k.a: BAD ACTORS)by implying that wrestleing is a homosexual act. This is not an attak on the gay community, yes: i am implying that wrestling is gay but only because i know that this will annoy the narrow minded, blood thirsty, incompetent individuals that gain a sadist pleasure from inflicting pain upon others. There is nothing wrong with homosexuality.
Often misinturperated by incompetent youths -under the misconception that it is "cool" and "macho" to prance around a ring dressed in spandex grasping at another man also dressed in spandex- as real violence and repeated in the playground e.t.c.
Entertainment for blood thirsty, simpletons who cannot grasp the concept of reality and fiction.
A superiority complex based around a persons inferiority complex. Inferior as they do not have a high IQ and can only express emotion through violence and rage.
I know it seems narrow minded of me to attack "wrestlers" (a.k.a: BAD ACTORS)by implying that wrestleing is a homosexual act. This is not an attak on the gay community, yes: i am implying that wrestling is gay but only because i know that this will annoy the narrow minded, blood thirsty, incompetent individuals that gain a sadist pleasure from inflicting pain upon others. There is nothing wrong with homosexuality.
If u think that your a big man because you touch other men whilst wearing spandex, then thats your problem.
by x_X_x February 22, 2004
Wrestling – An excuse for high school boys to wear leotards and rub vigorously up against each other. They work out to look cute for each other, and shave their body hair for, ummm, aerodynamics maybe?
by Plastic Cawk March 24, 2007
although many people say it is the toughest sport out there, it really isn't. in wrestling, theres no chance of you being 200 pounds and being slammed to the ground by a 350 pound jacked guy. also, wrestling is 6 minutes, football is 60. if wrestling is so much more competitive and tougher, why isn't there professional wrestling (and i'm not talking WWE)
wrestling kid: ya im pretty good i can beat a kid that is built exaclty the same as me and weights the same as me
football player: im 250 pounds bitch, you wanna wrestle?
wrestler: oh shit...
football player: im 250 pounds bitch, you wanna wrestle?
wrestler: oh shit...
by Kenny Fister May 1, 2009