World of Warcraft

A game that shitloads of people play, occasionally normal people play this game, you wouldnt notice. But there is an enormous amount of players who troll and express themselves as superior to others, they spend their whole life playing the game trying to complete every quest and beat every other player. These people have social problems so they retreat to an alternative world where they can try to be better. There are also hypocrites who say world of warcraft is gay and lame but then they decide to play the game---> Fucken Ironic cunts. Majority of WoW players, you couldnt care less about what they do, its the faggot hardcore ones who think they are cool that pisses me off
WoW Player: Oh my gosh like you are the biggest noob Rogue ever, level 5 dagger of Udrun, thats a shit artifact you noob, and you have the worst mount that cant even fly hahaha, please you are below me, im am too pro.
Random Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NERD TROLL

Guy getting bullied goes home and logs onto WoW and starts trolling people releasing his anger

WoW player 1: I play World of Warcraft
Friend: ok, cool
WoW player 2: please, i bet you are noob
WoW player 1: shut the fuck up you faggot
by TEhTreatzu January 06, 2011
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An MMORPG Game and one of the leading one in the business.It's also why you will never get a girlfriend.

Guy 1 : Hey n00b I just owned you on World of Warcraft with my lvl 40 mage! I'm so cool!

Guy 2 : Ok, I'm going to go bang my girlfriend, see ya.
by Foxhound22003 April 12, 2009
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If I wanted to play a cartoon-like game full of fat 40-year-old cheeseburger dudes that make girl characters and try to flirt with the guys, I might as well just go play Runescape. HA!
Jim was an ordinary man with a good job, a girlfriend, and loads of cash he spent to do fun things with all his friends. One day, he bought World of Warcraft which he thought would be a fun new experience. Four months later he lost his job, his girlfriend, and all his friends but one which had the same fate as Jim. Jim now resorts in his mothers basement, talking to other poor, unfortunate men on Ventrilo.

This is a true story, my friends. Please consider your lives before playing this game.
by Hybrid Stigmata July 16, 2007
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Hi my name is Leeroy jenkins and i chopped off my penis due to lack of use.....what's your game?
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1. The answer to guys who want their girlfriends to break up with them.(See How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days.) World of Warcraft is a game for losers who completely suck at life. Unconciously knowing how much they suck, they turn to WoW to begin a new life in a different world. In doing this, the bitch is now the bully, and can cast spells (See Lame-ASS bitch) or kill a mutated bumble bee with an oversized axe. Don't forget to rest and drink some water after that beating! Alliance, Horde, it doesn't matter which confederation, you're still a LOSER! 2. A complete life-sucker. It will replace your daily routine of going to work, working out, eating dinner, having sex, and going to bed, to calling in late to work, leaving early, and then gaming until 8am, when it is time to call in late again. Depending on which race you choose to be, the intensity of the "LOSER" sign flashing on your forehead can differ. 3. Shamans are pole-smokers. 4. If a girl plays World of Warcraft, she is most likely fat and ugly. Because she is fat and ugly, she is also probably easy. Such girls can be found on Friendster.
Mark and Joe are a couple of bitches who play World of Warcraft. Guess what two guys are getting dumped on Valentine's Day?!?!? shhhhhh... it's a surprise!
by Rosey February 09, 2005
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When someone divorces their wife and sells their children so they can grind World of Warcraft. We believe that a level 60 Troll Hunter is more important than real life responsibilities.
Friend: You wanna watch Netflix and chill?
WoW player: BITCH IM PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
by Shadowlands sucks dick March 10, 2022
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A WORLD AWAITS...

Descend into the hell of World of Warcraft and join thousands upon thousands of losers with no lives in an online world of lag, whining, and adventure quests that are comprised of mindlessly getting random items that amount to nothing whatsoever, and dealing with other tards who are doing the same. A dark world full of jagged low polygonal graphics, pixelate textures, crashing servers, lag up-the-ass, overall crappy gameplay, and a monthly fee bigger than your grandma's mortgage, and worse--makes you want to keep coming back in the end.
So what are you waiting for?
That's what it should say on the back of the World of Warcraft box. HAVE A NICE DAY.
by Blizzard's Dad July 21, 2005
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