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Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.
Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.
by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025
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Vagina Windtunnel

This is when a woman qweefs and your hair flies back.
Does my hair look good? Because that woman gave me a powerful vagina windtunnel!!
by Byron and Nick June 29, 2009
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a fart's chance in a windtunnel

(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.

Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
by jableshables August 20, 2010
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Savage Windtunnel

To eat out some ass and they fart into your mouth and take it all
I hope you're ready for some turbulence, because a Savage Windtunnel is coming
by Hiroita October 19, 2016
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