A mythical being, that is half man, half wolf. By popular belief, they can only shift into a werewolf on a full moon.
by TriWillows June 26, 2016
Get the werewolf mug.1. A type of, otherkin, that don't want to be labelled furry. Their fursonas may look like werewolves, but watch out! For the otherkin never draw themselves as their human form, therefore making their fursonas, regular fursonas. See also: Dillusional, Fursona, and In Denial
2. Buff guys, that turn into 6' tall wolves. In the transition to their wolf form, they shed all their clothes, yet, when they transition back into their human form, they magically grow them back. It has been said, that this is due to the fact that their genitalia is abnormal, and as an act of sympathy, some wizard enchanted them with the power to grow pants. These werewolves are basically perfect. You will never find one of these in the real world, so if you want to find one, look in some badfics. See also: Gary Stu, and Mary Sue.
3. Lumberjacks that live deep in the forest. They have been bitten by a werewolf, thus carry the disease. They live far away from society, in order to keep from killing every single living being. This method works, only if the werewolf lives somewhere in Canada. Every full moon, the lumberjack undergoes a transformation into a wolf man, bent on making a good meal out of innocent civilians. This only lasts the night, and in the morning, the lumberjack usually wakes up naked, surrounded by blood. The only way to kill a werewolf, is to shoot it with a silver bullet. See also: Badassery, Lumberjack, Canada, and Freaky Shit!
2. Buff guys, that turn into 6' tall wolves. In the transition to their wolf form, they shed all their clothes, yet, when they transition back into their human form, they magically grow them back. It has been said, that this is due to the fact that their genitalia is abnormal, and as an act of sympathy, some wizard enchanted them with the power to grow pants. These werewolves are basically perfect. You will never find one of these in the real world, so if you want to find one, look in some badfics. See also: Gary Stu, and Mary Sue.
3. Lumberjacks that live deep in the forest. They have been bitten by a werewolf, thus carry the disease. They live far away from society, in order to keep from killing every single living being. This method works, only if the werewolf lives somewhere in Canada. Every full moon, the lumberjack undergoes a transformation into a wolf man, bent on making a good meal out of innocent civilians. This only lasts the night, and in the morning, the lumberjack usually wakes up naked, surrounded by blood. The only way to kill a werewolf, is to shoot it with a silver bullet. See also: Badassery, Lumberjack, Canada, and Freaky Shit!
1. Furry: Oh hai! It's good to see another furry around!
Otherkin: I'm not a furry, god damnit! I'm a werewolf!
Furry: Then where's your human form?
Otherkin: ... ... I can't draw humans?
2. Jacob Black, is one of them new fangled werewolves...
3. If you're ever walking through, the Canadian woods, on the day of a full moon, and you see a lumberjack... run to the nearest city, and buy a revolver, with silver bullets.
Otherkin: I'm not a furry, god damnit! I'm a werewolf!
Furry: Then where's your human form?
Otherkin: ... ... I can't draw humans?
2. Jacob Black, is one of them new fangled werewolves...
3. If you're ever walking through, the Canadian woods, on the day of a full moon, and you see a lumberjack... run to the nearest city, and buy a revolver, with silver bullets.
by The_Exuberant_Face August 16, 2010
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the most outrageous sex position you will ever encounter. no one even knows how to describe it! created by a rico who has yet to discover its amazing powers on women.
person 1: omg! look at them, they totally did the muddy werewolf in that tent over there!
person 2: they look like they had fun;) she looks like she got her world rocked ;P
Example. Sydney enjoys getting a muddy werewolf once in a while
person 2: they look like they had fun;) she looks like she got her world rocked ;P
Example. Sydney enjoys getting a muddy werewolf once in a while
by misspapafitz July 10, 2010
Get the Muddy Werewolf mug.Mark thought Jane was one of the most attractive women he had ever seen. Until one day he unexpectedly got a glance at her feet while she was brushing her teeth. In disbelief and horror, suddenly the wedding plans were put on hold. Jane had werewolf feet!
Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."
Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."
Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."
Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."
Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."
Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."
by DeSimone, Elizabeth January 3, 2007
Get the werewolf feet mug.Sexy men and women that have the ability to change into huge wolves and kill anyone who crosses their path. They come in many shapes and sizes so don't underestimate them.
by Sadies Adolpha November 19, 2012
Get the Werewolf mug.The act of drinking too much and eventually blacking out. After effects can include: blurring of the night and huge messes around the home that cannot be accounted for the next morning.
Derek: Dude do you remember us running home from the bar last night?
Danny: Barely, it was a huge blur and I cant even remember what happened when we got back. Why is there puke inside a box of cracklin oat bran!
Derek: We werewolfed it last night bro.
Danny: Barely, it was a huge blur and I cant even remember what happened when we got back. Why is there puke inside a box of cracklin oat bran!
Derek: We werewolfed it last night bro.
by Subzero now plain zero February 26, 2011
Get the Werewolf mug.To achieve a wildly successful result when purposefully attempting to fail. – verb: (used without object) to Werewolf Ball.
Usage: “ Jonathan got a strike with his eyes closed! He was Werewolf Ballin!”
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Werewolf ball-er, noun
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by seand999 October 21, 2011
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